Meet The Moxers

• Attended classes at the prestigious Iowa Writer’s Workshop

• Never met a curse word she didn’t like

• Loves a reason to celebrate (any reason) and decorates her home for every single holiday

• Regularly enjoys a bowl of ice cream before bed

• Fought through a Gulf of Mexico riptide while family/friends happily frolicked in fun and sun with little concern for her imminent peril

• Finds hearing people crack their necks to be the most cringe inducing experience

• Is an ordained minister with an 80% success rate

• Euchre queen

• Crocheting enthusiast

• Iowa grad who married an ISU grad resulting in 4 Cyclone boys and a dog named Cy

• Loves mixing up my own spice blends

• Grew up on a farm and was selected as “Beef Queen” at the local fair

• Takes no umbrage to mispronunciations of his surname when an honest effort is applied to the task

• Maker enthusiast, enjoys creating useful and fun things with his hands

• Has never met an olive that he didn’t like (all varieties)

• Relieves stress by taking her 2005 Ford Mustang for a long drive

• Finds touching chalk, Styrofoam, or cotton balls repulsive

• Believes tacos should be a required daily food group

• Really wants to raise chickens

• Has an unusual obsession with Iceland

• Thinks daily dog walks are saving her life

• Has survived (and beaten) multiple hot wings challenges

• Is an Ohio State Buckeyes super fan

• Thinks Apple products are overrated (and will argue that fact with you)

• Is a Bloody Mary connoisseur

• Once had a sandwich named after him

• Ice Ice Baby is his go to karaoke song

• Owns over 75 pairs of shoes

• Can recite/sing the 50 states in alphabetical order

• Is obsessed with all things Halloween

• Is a vegetarian and loves to cook

• Her father was raised in an Amish community – most of her relatives are still Amish

• Has degrees in both Marketing and Anthropology – considered pursuing Primatology, but didn’t want to show up Jane Goodall

• Has watched every Marvel movie in chronological order

• Strongly cares about reorganizing frozen pizza toppings prior to baking

• Is an avid player of the hidden objects game – June’s Journey

• Has watched every season of The Bachelor since 2008

• Loves BOGO margaritas on Thursdays with good friends

• Is a charcuterie board extraordinaire

• Creates his own fermented hot sauce

• Won an Xbox One in a BINGO/Dancing contest

• Loves to sing, even if it’s terrible

• Has won multiple Ugly Christmas Sweater Contests, and is extremely proud of it!

• Knows how to speak Cantonese…At least the portions in “Wayne’s World” that he’s memorized

• Created a diagram proving that Whitesnake is the most influential band of all time

• Cannot live without Diet Mountain Dew

• Is particularly proud of the time she ran a 10K

• Is afraid of heights

• Champ of the VGM blind taste testing chicken strip challenge

• How you treat animals is all she needs to know about you

• Cash in her wallet MUST all face the same direction

• Has brewed her own beer before and designed the labels

• Can do a headstand

• Is a music junkie

• Has two kids and two dogs

• Spends most of summer on a boat

• Moscow Mules are her drink of choice

• Likes cats

• Likes movies

• Likes books

• T-shirt aficionado

• Root beer connoisseur

• All-around nice guy

• Was born to alpine ski! Grew-up skiing in the Steamboat & Summit County areas.

• Is a real foodie. Both high-end and very, very low-end. Foie gras to Cheetos!

• Wears glasses…but does he need them? The answer will not surprise you…he does.

• Swam with dolphins in Mexico

• Is a whiskey aficionado

• Cooks an award winning chili

• Grew up in Miami and misses the beach

• Once bumped into Shaquille O’Neal’s knees

• Secretly wants to be a food blogger

• Has a visceral response to cotton balls being torn in half

• Plays a D&D character who’s accompanied by a spectral gnome with a crude sense of humor

• Running for Chairman of the Oxford Comma Appreciation Society

• With YouTube and the right tools, she'll attempt to fix (almost) anything

• Has never broken a bone, but did slip and cut through a tendon once

• Makes her own spicy pickles

• Doesn't know why she lives where the winter air hurts her face

• Just wants to drink wine and rescue dogs!

• Spends way too much on craft supplies, but doesn’t get very many crafts made

• Has been on fire from cooking so she sticks to baking

• Architecture and interior design admirer

• Received a superlative for most likely to schedule eating on her calendar