Meet The Moxers

• Attended classes at the prestigious Iowa Writer’s Workshop

• Never met a curse word she didn’t like

• Loves a reason to celebrate (any reason) and decorates her home for every single holiday

• Regularly enjoys a bowl of ice cream before bed

• Fought through a Gulf of Mexico riptide while family/friends happily frolicked in fun and sun with little concern for her imminent peril

• Finds hearing people crack their necks to be the most cringe inducing experience

• Is an ordained minister with an 80% success rate

• Euchre queen

• Crocheting enthusiast

• Iowa grad who married an ISU grad resulting in 4 Cyclone boys and a dog named Cy

• Loves mixing up my own spice blends

• Grew up on a farm and was selected as “Beef Queen” at the local fair

• Takes no umbrage to mispronunciations of his surname when an honest effort is applied to the task

• Maker enthusiast, enjoys creating useful and fun things with his hands

• Has never met an olive that he didn’t like (all varieties)

• Relieves stress by taking her 2005 Ford Mustang for a long drive

• Finds touching chalk, Styrofoam, or cotton balls repulsive

• Believes tacos should be a required daily food group

• Really wants to raise chickens

• Has an unusual obsession with Iceland

• Thinks daily dog walks are saving her life

• Has survived (and beaten) multiple hot wings challenges

• Is an Ohio State Buckeyes super fan

• Thinks Apple products are overrated (and will argue that fact with you)

• Is a Bloody Mary connoisseur

• Once had a sandwich named after him

• Ice Ice Baby is his go to karaoke song

• Owns over 75 pairs of shoes

• Can recite/sing the 50 states in alphabetical order

• Is obsessed with all things Halloween

• Is a vegetarian and loves to cook

• Her father was raised in an Amish community – most of her relatives are still Amish

• Has degrees in both Marketing and Anthropology – considered pursuing Primatology, but didn’t want to show up Jane Goodall

• Is a self-described Print Geek

• Plays a mean game of scrabble

• Finds helping a good plan come together exhilarating

• Loves the fresh winter air, snow, and big mountains

• Harvested her inner Chip and Joanna Gaines by remodeling a 1950 fixer upper

• Played in four NCAA Golf Championships

• Has watched every season of The Bachelor since 2008

• Loves BOGO margaritas on Thursdays with good friends

• Is a charcuterie board extraordinaire

• Creates his own fermented hot sauce

• Won an Xbox One in a BINGO/Dancing contest

• Loves to sing, even if it’s terrible

• Has won multiple Ugly Christmas Sweater Contests, and is extremely proud of it!

• Knows how to speak Cantonese…At least the portions in “Wayne’s World” that he’s memorized

• Created a diagram proving that Whitesnake is the most influential band of all time

• Cannot live without Diet Mountain Dew

• Is particularly proud of the time she ran a 10K

• Is afraid of heights

• Champ of the VGM blind taste testing chicken strip challenge

• How you treat animals is all she needs to know about you

• Cash in her wallet MUST all face the same direction

• Has brewed her own beer before and designed the labels

• Can do a headstand

• Is a music junkie

• Has two kids and two dogs

• Spends most of summer on a boat

• Moscow Mules are her drink of choice

• Likes cats

• Likes movies

• Likes books

• T-shirt aficionado

• Root beer connoisseur

• All-around nice guy

• Was born to alpine ski! Grew-up skiing in the Steamboat & Summit County areas.

• Is a real foodie. Both high-end and very, very low-end. Foie gras to Cheetos!

• Wears glasses…but does he need them? The answer will not surprise you…he does.

• Once won a talent show in college by singing ``5000 Candles in the Wind`` from Parks and Recreation

• Is an above-average home mixologist. Don't start a conversation with him about it unless you're ready for him to nerd out

• Could eat Panda Express' orange chicken for every meal the rest of his life

• Grew up in Miami and misses the beach

• Once bumped into Shaquille O’Neal’s knees

• Secretly wants to be a food blogger

• Has a visceral response to cotton balls being torn in half

• Plays a D&D character who’s accompanied by a spectral gnome with a crude sense of humor

• Running for Chairman of the Oxford Comma Appreciation Society

• Has only met one celebrity in person—a chance encounter with Coolio at an airport

• Loves being near water—beach, river, pond, pool, etc.

• Taught her cat how to high five

• Doesn't know why she lives where the winter air hurts her face

• Just wants to drink wine and rescue dogs!

• Spends way too much on craft supplies, but doesn’t get very many crafts made

• Has been on fire from cooking so she sticks to baking

• Architecture and interior design admirer

• Received a superlative for most likely to schedule eating on her calendar

• Is moving to Hawaii to become an above-average surfer

• Barely escaped charging buffalo at Yellowstone

• Four-wheeled around the Greek Island of Santorini